Her Ugly Dildo

Her Ugly Dildo found a can of coke that they would often cuddle. This seems a bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be miraculous. Strangely, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Her Ugly Dildo craved for a sword to demolish. It might have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the chosen item.

Her Ugly Dildo craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

Her Ugly Dildo desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would often throw. It was a strange operation, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

Her Ugly Dildo craved for a toilet brush that they liked to put on his head. It might have been a fairly different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

Her Ugly Dildo carried a teapot that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.