The Determined Dildo

The Determined Dildo always had with them a pen to cuddle. It was considered to be an exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pen was the thing that was selected.

The Determined Dildo craved for a toilet brush that they liked to annihilate This seems a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

The Determined Dildo desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they liked to throw. This could be considered a fairly curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Determined Dildo always carried a stapler to break. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item chosen.

The Determined Dildo carried a chocolate bar that they liked to put up their bum. It was a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. A chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

The Determined Dildo desperately desired a set of lego that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be a fairly curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.