Stupid Dildo

Stupid Dildo desperately searched for a wig that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a fairly bizarre action, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Dildo always carried a hat to worship. It would be a fairly strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a hat is the item that was chosen.

Stupid Dildo wanted a condom that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

Stupid Dildo desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally drop. It should be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

Stupid Dildo desired a bottle of beer that they liked to throw. It should have been an original thing to do, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

Stupid Dildo always kept a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a surprising activity, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was fun. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.