Their Boring Dildo

Their Boring Dildo craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally experiment on. This could be considered a fairly surprising operation, to many, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a rubber chicken of all things.

Their Boring Dildo craved for a pen to play with. It would be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a pen was the chosen item.

Their Boring Dildo often carried a sponge that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be fun. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Boring Dildo craved for a can of coke that they would often embrace. It was considered to be a different approach to life, to you, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

Their Boring Dildo always kept a set square that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Boring Dildo looked for a bag of poop that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is an astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was awesome. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.