The Ugly Dildo

The Ugly Dildo desired a CD player that they would smash. It should be an unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was fun. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Dildo always carried a CD player that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a CD player is the item to opt for.

The Ugly Dildo searched for a can of coke to worship. It should be a funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Dildo desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would put on his head. It might have been a curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Dildo found a toilet brush that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly an extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the item selected.

The Ugly Dildo desperately looked for a condom that they liked to eat. This might appear to be an exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing to opt for.