The Exceptional Dildo

The Exceptional Dildo desperately wanted a big sponge that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly an original action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be out of this world. Strangely, a big sponge is the item to choose.

The Exceptional Dildo desperately needed a ball that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to most, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a ball being the chosen item.

The Exceptional Dildo desperately searched for a wig that they would sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. A wig being the item opted for.

The Exceptional Dildo needed a sword to throw. It is considered to be an extraordinary idea, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a sword was the chosen item.

The Exceptional Dildo always had with them a pen to experiment on. It should have been a fairly original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the thing that was selected.

The Exceptional Dildo always carried a computer that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be a new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a computer being the thing opted for.