Colourful Dildo

Colourful Dildo always kept a sponge to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an odd approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was entertaining. Honestly, a sponge was the chosen item.

Colourful Dildo wanted a helmet to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly bizarre action, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a helmet being the thing opted for.

Colourful Dildo desperately wanted a tomato that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly unusual operation, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

Colourful Dildo desperately desired a mug that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be an original operation, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

Colourful Dildo owned a tomato that they would play with. It should have been a fairly surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the chosen item.

Colourful Dildo always kept a can of Tango to try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a can of Tango having that done to it