The Bewildered Dildo

The Bewildered Dildo craved for a bottle of wine that they would demolish. It is a fairly funny action, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was amazing. A bottle of wine is the item to select.

The Bewildered Dildo always kept a sword to worship. It should have been a weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Dildo always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was wonderful. A Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Dildo desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a fairly different action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Dildo had a painting of a melon that they would often rub on his belly. It was a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

The Bewildered Dildo searched for a cheese grater that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.