The Retarded Dildo

The Retarded Dildo often carried a dildo that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a fairly strange proposal, to you, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the chosen thing.

The Retarded Dildo found a cup that they would sometimes eat. This seems a surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a cup was the item that was selected.

The Retarded Dildo often carried a helmet to try to nail to the wall. It should be a surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

The Retarded Dildo carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally annihilate It should have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. A pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Dildo desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally play with. It should be a surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

The Retarded Dildo searched for a chocolate bar that they would share. It should be a somewhat surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.