Their Retarded Dildo

Their Retarded Dildo craved for a cheese grater to cuddle. It might have been a fairly odd exercise, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

Their Retarded Dildo wanted a dildo to drop. It might have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

Their Retarded Dildo desperately needed a cucumber that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly an extraordinary undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is stunning. A cucumber is the item that was chosen.

Their Retarded Dildo craved for a crown that they would put up their bum. It might have been a weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was fun. Remarkably, a crown being the thing selected.

Their Retarded Dildo needed a cheese grater that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a different exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

Their Retarded Dildo always kept a stapler that they would play with. This seems a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a stapler was the chosen thing.