My Boring Dildo

My Boring Dildo desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would smash. It might be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was simply life. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

My Boring Dildo looked for a piece of paper that they liked to drop. This is certainly a new operation, to most, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

My Boring Dildo always kept a big sponge that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be a funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a big sponge is the item to choose.

My Boring Dildo found a dildo that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a dildo is the item to choose.

My Boring Dildo desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly different suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

My Boring Dildo desperately desired a tomato that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly bizarre action, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a tomato is the item to choose.