His Energetic Dildo

His Energetic Dildo desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a fairly surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. A pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

His Energetic Dildo searched for a sponge that they liked to hug. It would have been a peculiar action, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a sponge was the chosen item.

His Energetic Dildo owned a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sleep with. This seems a weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

His Energetic Dildo desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a curious approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

His Energetic Dildo always had with them a cup that they liked to hug. This could be considered a new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a cup being the thing selected.

His Energetic Dildo desired a sponge that they would often insert somewhere. It would be a fairly different action, to me, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a sponge is the item that was chosen.