His Silly Dildo

His Silly Dildo craved for a helmet that they sometimes drop. It was a curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a helmet being the item selected.

His Silly Dildo needed a bottle of beer to sit and look at. This might appear to be a curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

His Silly Dildo searched for a porno magazine that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly original idea, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

His Silly Dildo had a little monkey that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the thing selected.

His Silly Dildo had a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

His Silly Dildo searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would often worship. It was a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.