Their Lucky Dildo

Their Lucky Dildo needed a sponge that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a fairly strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was sublime. A sponge being the item opted for.

Their Lucky Dildo found a painting of a melon that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was out of this world. A painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

Their Lucky Dildo desperately searched for a computer to worship. It should have been a bizarre undertaking, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a computer is the item that was chosen.

Their Lucky Dildo owned a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly exciting activity, to you, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the chosen thing.

Their Lucky Dildo needed a block of cheese that they liked to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

Their Lucky Dildo carried a ball that they would smash. It should have been a fairly weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the chosen thing.