The Different Dildo

The Different Dildo craved for a crown that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a somewhat surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a crown was the thing that was selected.

The Different Dildo craved for a CD player to rub on his belly. It would have been a somewhat surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the item to opt for.

The Different Dildo always carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally demolish. It would be a fairly curious operation, to me, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was sublime. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

The Different Dildo often carried a sponge that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the chosen thing.

The Different Dildo desired a toilet brush that they would drop. This could be considered an astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

The Different Dildo always carried a mug that they would often embrace. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a mug being the chosen item.