Their Stupid Dildo

Their Stupid Dildo desperately desired a dildo that they would worship. It might have been an exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item chosen.

Their Stupid Dildo needed a cup that they would put in the bath with him. It is a fairly strange thought, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

Their Stupid Dildo searched for a vibrator that they sometimes worship. It should be a fairly strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the thing selected.

Their Stupid Dildo searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might be a fairly astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

Their Stupid Dildo needed a can of Tango that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Their Stupid Dildo desperately desired a mug to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was sublime. A mug would be the item that was selected.