My Horny Dildo

My Horny Dildo always carried a wig that they would sometimes break. This seems a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

My Horny Dildo owned a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally smash. This seems a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

My Horny Dildo desperately looked for a lava lamp to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

My Horny Dildo had a pint of cider that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was considered to be an astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

My Horny Dildo had a stretchman that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a stretchman having that done to it

My Horny Dildo carried a sponge that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the thing opted for.