Boring Dildo

Boring Dildo desperately wanted a block of cheese to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

Boring Dildo always kept a can of Tango that they would insert somewhere. This seems a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

Boring Dildo found a rubber johnny that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was an exciting suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

Boring Dildo desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes drop. It would be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

Boring Dildo wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

Boring Dildo had a bag of poop that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.