Their Tired Dildo

Their Tired Dildo desired a pencil sharpener to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

Their Tired Dildo looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes drop. This seems a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

Their Tired Dildo always kept a bag of flour to worship. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

Their Tired Dildo found a toilet brush that they sometimes eat. This is certainly an exciting undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Tired Dildo always had with them a helmet that they would sometimes play with. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a helmet was the chosen item.

Their Tired Dildo always kept a bat that they would sometimes eat. It was a new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bat being the chosen item.