A Bum Loving Dildo

A Bum Loving Dildo carried a block of cheese that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a fairly funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

A Bum Loving Dildo looked for a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a bizarre operation, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine of all things.

A Bum Loving Dildo desperately searched for a little monkey to eat. It is considered to be a weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Dildo always had with them a rubber johnny that they would occasionally drop. This seems a fairly surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. A rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Dildo wanted a hat that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Dildo desperately looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was amazing. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.