Their Lucky Dildo

Their Lucky Dildo carried a CD player that they liked to throw. This is certainly a fairly original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a CD player is the thing to choose.

Their Lucky Dildo desperately looked for a set square that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been an original suggestion, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a set square being the item opted for.

Their Lucky Dildo always kept a hat that they would often put on his head. This seems a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

Their Lucky Dildo desperately desired a condom that they would often break. It is an astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a condom is the item to choose.

Their Lucky Dildo desperately needed a sponge that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be a different undertaking, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a sponge is the item to opt for.

Their Lucky Dildo craved for a little monkey that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly exciting activity, to me, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a little monkey being the thing opted for.