My Troubled Dildo

My Troubled Dildo desperately searched for a big sponge that they would occasionally cuddle. It is considered to be an exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a big sponge is the item to select.

My Troubled Dildo desperately needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally hug. It would have been a surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

My Troubled Dildo had a bat that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was fun. Strangely, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

My Troubled Dildo desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to throw. One might say this is a fairly original action, to some, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

My Troubled Dildo often carried a stapler that they would often cuddle. It might be a bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was awesome. A stapler was the thing that was chosen.

My Troubled Dildo always carried a can of Tango that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.