Bum Loving Dildo

Bum Loving Dildo looked for a computer to demolish. It is considered to be an unusual exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item that was selected.

Bum Loving Dildo often carried a tomato to try to nail to the wall. It should have been an original action, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing to select.

Bum Loving Dildo always had with them a rubber johnny that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a fairly original idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

Bum Loving Dildo desperately wanted a stapler to throw. This is certainly a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler of all things.

Bum Loving Dildo looked for a sword that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a bizarre thing to do, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sword is the thing to opt for.

Bum Loving Dildo always had with them a teapot that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.