The Famous Dildo

The Famous Dildo desired a chocolate bar that they would embrace. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Dildo desired a big sponge that they sometimes annihilate It would have been a fairly new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Famous Dildo desperately searched for a cup that they would embrace. It is a fairly strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. A cup is the item to select.

The Famous Dildo wanted a chocolate bar that they liked to put on his head. It would be a fairly original idea, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

The Famous Dildo desperately craved for a painting of a melon to smash. It was considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

The Famous Dildo always carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.