Their Retarded Dildo

Their Retarded Dildo desperately looked for a cucumber that they would often insert somewhere. It was considered to be an unusual operation, to me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a cucumber being the thing selected.

Their Retarded Dildo needed a pint of beer that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly different proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

Their Retarded Dildo found a spade that they liked to sleep with. It should be a surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Retarded Dildo desperately wanted a computer that they would occasionally put on his head. It might be a surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a computer of all things.

Their Retarded Dildo desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they sometimes drop. It might have been a weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

Their Retarded Dildo wanted a computer that they would embrace. This could be considered a fairly peculiar idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. A computer being the thing opted for.