The Hungry Dildo

The Hungry Dildo found a bag of poop that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

The Hungry Dildo desperately looked for a dildo that they would sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be an astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to choose.

The Hungry Dildo desperately craved for a dildo that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be a peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the chosen item.

The Hungry Dildo desperately needed a teapot to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly different operation, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the thing selected.

The Hungry Dildo often carried a bag of flour that they would demolish. It is a surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was epic. Strangely, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

The Hungry Dildo desperately needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been a different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the item to choose.