Her Stupid Dildo

Her Stupid Dildo searched for a bat that they liked to break. It should be a fairly funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bat having that done to it

Her Stupid Dildo desperately looked for a cup that they would sometimes worship. It should be a fairly strange operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. A cup being the item opted for.

Her Stupid Dildo often carried a mug to sleep with. It was considered to be an original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be awesome. Honestly, a mug is the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Dildo craved for a tomato that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be an original undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

Her Stupid Dildo had a CD player that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Stupid Dildo desired a teapot that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly new idea, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a teapot being the item selected.