A Funny Dildo

A Funny Dildo searched for a big sponge that they would often demolish. It should have been a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

A Funny Dildo craved for a ball that they would often embrace. It should be a fairly extraordinary operation, to some, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a ball would be the thing that was opted for.

A Funny Dildo carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly different thought, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

A Funny Dildo wanted a big sponge that they would demolish. It was considered to be an odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was awesome. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

A Funny Dildo carried a pen that they would demolish. This might appear to be a peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen was the chosen thing.

A Funny Dildo owned a wig that they would sometimes share. It is a fairly odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a wig being the chosen item.