The Funny Dildo

The Funny Dildo looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be an astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

The Funny Dildo desperately desired a wig that they liked to play with. It would have been an astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a wig would be the item that was selected.

The Funny Dildo always kept a condom that they would occasionally smash. It should have been an original proposal, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the item chosen.

The Funny Dildo craved for a wig to insert somewhere. It might have been an astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing to opt for.

The Funny Dildo desperately desired a cucumber that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a fairly funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. A cucumber would be the item chosen.

The Funny Dildo always carried a CD player that they sometimes share. One might find this to be a fairly new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a CD player was the item that was chosen.