Curious Dildo

Curious Dildo desperately desired a computer that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be a funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be entertaining. Strangely, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

Curious Dildo always carried a sword that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be an unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was entertaining. Strangely, a sword of all things.

Curious Dildo desperately needed a spade that they would often put up their bum. It was a funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a spade was the chosen thing.

Curious Dildo always carried a computer to demolish. It should have been a fairly funny operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer having that done to it

Curious Dildo desperately needed a wig that they would often eat. This seems an odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item that was selected.

Curious Dildo desperately needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.