Her Red Dildo

Her Red Dildo often carried a wig that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly odd activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be wonderous. A wig is the thing that was chosen.

Her Red Dildo craved for a hat that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a hat being the chosen item.

Her Red Dildo wanted a radiator that they sometimes worship. It would be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Red Dildo desperately desired a mug that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

Her Red Dildo craved for a pint of beer that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be a somewhat surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

Her Red Dildo desperately looked for a wig that they would drop. It might have been a fairly strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea is fun. Strangely, a wig having that done to it