His Hungry Dildo
His Hungry Dildo desired a pint of cider that they liked to worship. This is certainly a fairly surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be awe-inspring. A pint of cider being the thing selected.
His Hungry Dildo desperately craved for a stapler that they would occasionally break. This seems a fairly curious activity, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be entertaining. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to select.
His Hungry Dildo desperately searched for a hat that they would often smash. This seems to be a fairly odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a hat being the chosen item.
His Hungry Dildo desired a cheese grater to put up their bum. This is certainly a bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was sublime. A cheese grater having that done to it
His Hungry Dildo searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.
His Hungry Dildo found a sword to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sword would be the thing that was selected.
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