The Lucky Dildo

The Lucky Dildo desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a curious operation, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

The Lucky Dildo carried a mug that they would often drop. It would have been a curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lucky Dildo craved for a CD player that they would often hug. It would have been a fairly original undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was miraculous. A CD player is the thing to opt for.

The Lucky Dildo owned a bottle of wine that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

The Lucky Dildo desperately needed a bag of flour that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a weird action, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be magnificent. Honestly, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

The Lucky Dildo had a condom that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be a surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.