The Depressed Dildo

The Depressed Dildo looked for a cucumber that they would often demolish. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Dildo always carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly strange activity, to me, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

The Depressed Dildo looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a fairly funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a bag of poop of all things.

The Depressed Dildo desired a sponge that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a sponge being the chosen item.

The Depressed Dildo searched for a magic 8 ball that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

The Depressed Dildo desperately desired a bag of poop to eat. One might consider this to be a strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. A bag of poop is the thing to select.