His Horny Dildo

His Horny Dildo had a teapot that they would play with. It would be an odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the item to opt for.

His Horny Dildo desperately looked for a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was awe-inspring. A melon would be the item that was selected.

His Horny Dildo wanted a condom that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a new activity, to you, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a condom is the item to choose.

His Horny Dildo desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

His Horny Dildo looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally play with. It might be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was entertaining. A piece of paper being the thing opted for.

His Horny Dildo often carried a lava lamp that they would often worship. This seems an original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it was sublime. Honestly, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.