His Brainy Dildo

His Brainy Dildo found a bag of poop that they would occasionally smash. It should be a fairly new proposal, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

His Brainy Dildo always kept a little monkey that they sometimes break. It should be a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a little monkey having that done to it

His Brainy Dildo searched for a little monkey that they would annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. A little monkey would be the item that was selected.

His Brainy Dildo desperately wanted a tomato to throw. This seems a new idea, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. A tomato being the item selected.

His Brainy Dildo carried a stretchman that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a stretchman was the chosen item.

His Brainy Dildo desperately searched for a chocolate bar to worship. One might say this is a fairly weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was simply life. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar of all things.