A Famous Dildo

A Famous Dildo desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

A Famous Dildo desperately wanted a tomato that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

A Famous Dildo desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

A Famous Dildo craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

A Famous Dildo owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

A Famous Dildo desperately looked for a cheese grater to demolish. It was considered to be an unusual activity, to you, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.