Scary Dildo

Scary Dildo always kept a porno magazine to worship. This seems to be a peculiar activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who felt it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

Scary Dildo always kept a pencil sharpener that they would rub on his belly. This seems a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was fun. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

Scary Dildo desired a can of Dr Pepper to play with. It would be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

Scary Dildo looked for a chocolate bar to cuddle. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

Scary Dildo always carried a block of cheese that they would often experiment on. This might appear to be a bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. A block of cheese being the thing opted for.

Scary Dildo desperately needed a set square to sit and look at. It should be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who expected it was awesome. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing to select.