The Blue Dildo

The Blue Dildo always kept a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

The Blue Dildo desperately craved for a stretchman that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a curious action, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

The Blue Dildo often carried a chocolate bar that they liked to play with. It should be an original activity, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

The Blue Dildo desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be a funny action, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a bag of flour of all things.

The Blue Dildo desperately craved for a vibrator that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

The Blue Dildo searched for a mug that they would worship. One might consider this to be an odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.