The Nervous Dildo

The Nervous Dildo carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes play with. One might find this to be a fairly odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was epic. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous Dildo always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

The Nervous Dildo carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary operation, to you, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

The Nervous Dildo desperately desired a rubber chicken to demolish. It was considered to be an exciting thought, to you, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

The Nervous Dildo searched for a bag of poop that they liked to hug. This could be considered an unusual thought, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

The Nervous Dildo desperately searched for a dildo that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.