The Beautiful Dildo

The Beautiful Dildo had a can of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Strangely, a can of coke having that done to it

The Beautiful Dildo owned a big sponge that they would break. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Dildo often carried a condom that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be simply life. Strangely, a condom was the thing that was selected.

The Beautiful Dildo looked for a block of cheese that they would often cuddle. It should have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the item selected.

The Beautiful Dildo found a teapot that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was fun. Strangely, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

The Beautiful Dildo carried a cheese grater to sleep with. It should have been an odd activity, to some, but not to the Dildo, who feels it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.