The Adorable Dildo

The Adorable Dildo desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would often hug. One might consider this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

The Adorable Dildo searched for a big sponge to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a curious idea, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

The Adorable Dildo searched for a sword that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly new operation, to some, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be stunning. Strangely, a sword would be the item that was selected.

The Adorable Dildo needed a stapler that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was epic. A stapler is the thing to opt for.

The Adorable Dildo desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly odd activity, to most, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

The Adorable Dildo wanted a can of coke that they liked to share. One might say this is a strange exercise, to you, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.