Their Special Dildo

Their Special Dildo desperately craved for a CD player to cuddle. This could be considered an original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

Their Special Dildo looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes play with. It might have been a fairly odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

Their Special Dildo needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes smash. It would be a fairly curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thought it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

Their Special Dildo always kept a ball that they would break. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was entertaining. Remarkably, a ball would be the chosen thing.

Their Special Dildo looked for a teapot to put up their bum. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be stunning. Honestly, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

Their Special Dildo found a ball that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a ball being the chosen thing.