The Cute Dildo

The Cute Dildo found a pint of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Dildo desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would put down their trousers. It would be a weird thought, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.

The Cute Dildo always had with them a pencil sharpener to play with. This seems a bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea was simply life. A pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

The Cute Dildo had a can of Tango that they liked to throw. This is certainly a fairly weird idea, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

The Cute Dildo always carried a set square that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be sublime. Honestly, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

The Cute Dildo craved for a helmet that they liked to annihilate One might say this is a fairly new operation, to most, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a helmet being the chosen item.