Their Curious Dildo

Their Curious Dildo carried a set square that they would drop. It is a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the chosen thing.

Their Curious Dildo always kept a can of coke that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a strange proposal, to you, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a can of coke was the chosen item.

Their Curious Dildo had a bag of poop that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. A bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

Their Curious Dildo carried a pencil sharpener that they would sit and look at. It should be an odd approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be exciting. A pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

Their Curious Dildo searched for a radiator that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

Their Curious Dildo desperately needed a pint of beer that they would often rub on his belly. It was a strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.