A Funny Dildo

A Funny Dildo looked for a melon that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be an unusual approach to life, to you, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a melon being the chosen item.

A Funny Dildo needed a vibrator that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be a bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

A Funny Dildo needed a custard pie that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is an extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the item opted for.

A Funny Dildo craved for a mug that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a fairly new action, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

A Funny Dildo found a little monkey to eat. It was considered to be a fairly new action, to many, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be entertaining. Strangely, a little monkey is the item to select.

A Funny Dildo desperately looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was epic. Strangely, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.