The Curious Dildo

The Curious Dildo often carried a bottle of beer that they liked to drop. This seems to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. A bottle of beer having that done to it

The Curious Dildo carried a pencil sharpener that they would often annihilate This seems a different idea, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

The Curious Dildo carried a wig that they would often drop. It might be a bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a wig would be the item chosen.

The Curious Dildo desperately craved for a cucumber to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

The Curious Dildo desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they liked to demolish. It might have been a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who feels that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Curious Dildo desperately craved for a sword that they would sometimes play with. This seems a fairly unusual suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the item that was selected.