The Round Dildo

The Round Dildo wanted a bag of poop that they would break. It would have been a fairly weird exercise, to me, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

The Round Dildo desperately wanted a sword that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be a new approach to life, to you, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

The Round Dildo desperately craved for a spade that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a new suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a spade being the thing selected.

The Round Dildo found a big sponge that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be a curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

The Round Dildo desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered an original thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

The Round Dildo looked for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes eat. It should have been a fairly funny proposal, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.