A Green Dildo

A Green Dildo craved for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly original approach to life, to me, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

A Green Dildo looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly weird exercise, to many, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

A Green Dildo had a wig to put in the bath with him. It might be a funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

A Green Dildo desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would drop. This is certainly a fairly weird thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

A Green Dildo desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would often drop. This seems a fairly original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

A Green Dildo carried a sponge to eat. It would be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a sponge being the chosen thing.