The Dodgy Dildo

The Dodgy Dildo searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes worship. It is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Dildo carried a hat that they would often drop. One might find this to be a new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was sublime. A hat is the thing to opt for.

The Dodgy Dildo owned a Harry Potter wand that they would cuddle. This could be considered a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

The Dodgy Dildo carried a magic 8 ball that they would sit and look at. It might be a fairly curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. A magic 8 ball being the item selected.

The Dodgy Dildo craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes break. It would have been a bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Dildo desired a cheese grater that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly original operation, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a cheese grater being the chosen item.